Saturday, May 3, 2008

It's the 134th Run for the Roses - the Kentucky Derby.

It's the 134th Run for the Roses - the Kentucky Derby. And talk about inbreeding, each of the 20 horses running are genetically related to a single horse. I'm guessing many of the horses are their own grandpa.




Hey kids, keep checking your mail box or your bank account for you economical stimulus package. And here's a suggestion - take a small part of it and contribute it to either Democratic candidate - that would be a kick in the pants.

Here is your Today in History -

Niccolo Machiavelli was born on May 3, 1469. Machiavelli proved that the yen justifies the beans, and is therefore reviled.



May 3, 1494 -
Columbus first sighted the island of Jamaica. He and his crew remained on the island for some time, no doubt attracted by the tropical drinks, lush golf courses, exciting night life, and parasailing, but in the end were driven away by the high prices.




May 3, 1937 -



A short little southern lady wrote a novel for her own amusement, and with solid support from her husband, she kept her literary efforts a secret from all her friends. She would hide the voluminous pages under towels, disguising them as a divan, or hide pages in her closets or under her bed. She wrote in a haphazard fashion, writing the last chapter first, and skipping around from chapter to chapter.

In a nutshell, a young woman spend nearly 400 pages chasing after a man that she realizes in the end that she never really loved and (possibly) loses the man that she really does.

She also, in less than 10 years:

Marries three men; one dies from the measles, sends another one to his death and the third rapes her in a fit of jealous rage.
Has three children (one dies in a horseback riding accident) and one miscarriage.
Kills a man in self defense.
Helps with an amputation in a makeshift hospital.
Narrowly escapes the destruction of her adopted hometown.
Loses then regains her family's fortune.
Loses almost all of her family by the novels end.
And she still retains an optimistic view on life.

Oh yeah, all of this is played out on the backdrop of slavery, The Civil War, the fall of the South, Reconstruction, the rise of the KKK and a certain dress made from the living room curtains. (You thought Russian novels were convoluted.)



It was a great surprise to her that on June 30, 1936 when her voluminous novel was published. Even more shocking, on May 3, 1937, Margaret Mitchell was the Pulitzer Prize Winner for Gone With the Wind.



"After all, tomorrow is another day!"

May 3 1945 -
British torpedo bombers attack the Cap Arcona and the Thielbek in the Baltic Sea. Both vessels are flying white flags, as there are almost 7,000 concentration camp prisoners aboard. In the process of abandoning ship, the German captain of the Arcona uses a machete to hack his way through the mass of people. When the ships sink, virtually all of the prisoners drown, making this the single largest loss of life in the history of ocean travel. You have to marvel at the honorable naval tradition of Germany.



May 3 1963 -
Eugene "Bull" Connor directs security forces in Birmingham, Alabama to unleash police dogs on civil rights protesters, and then blast them with high-pressure fire hoses. Unfortunately for segregationists, television networks bring the footage to a shocked national audience. In the wake of the overwhelming public response, President Kennedy quips that Connor "has done more for civil rights than almost anybody else."



May 3 1987 -
The Miami Herald runs a story that Senator Gary Hart had spent the preceding weekend alone with a woman other than his wife. In an attempt to quell persistent rumors of an extramarital affair, Hart had previously challenged reporters to spy on him, saying: "Follow me around. I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored." The Presidential candidate withdraws from the race just five days later, and the home wrecker, Donna Rice, goes on to launch a career crusading against pornography.



May 3 1988 -
The White House confirms stories that President Ronald Reagan's travel and public appearances are scheduled around astrological data furnished by a mystic, Joan Quigley, in San Francisco. The astrologer also supplies input to the timing of critical international events, such as an arms control summit in Iceland.



And so it goes

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